if i could write a letter to myself when i was 14 i would cover a few subjects:
- You eventually exept being a geek.
- Get a hair cut you think you looked like a tramp a few years on
- Dont leave school! its not as bad as you thought!
- ditch guitar you never get that good take up drums
- theres more to life than xbox
- save some time... you wanna be a photographer
- You probably wont get the girl.
- Sit driving lessons.
- Dont drink as much.
theres more but that would be between me and me.
i wonder how i would reply or if id take any notice :)
Monday, 4 October 2010
Monday, 6 September 2010
The Death Penalty for or against? YOU be the judge
In this blog the opinions I state are only MY OPINIONS so i dont wish people to call me up for them.
I am personally AGAINST the death penalty in all forms. A recent discussion on facebook made me want to relook up all the facts i had read that set my opinion.
Fair enough i may sound like a hippy and as someone said i may feel different if my parents were murdered and the guy was just in jail. You may also feel different if your family members were on death row. Even more so if your family were on death row for crimes they did not commit.
And dont act like there were never people on death row who werent there by accident.
Allan Gell Faced the death penalty and was on death row for FIVE years for crimes he did not commit he was quoted to say "I cant explain what it feels like at all to wake up each morning on death row with death looming over you and you dont belong there"
In 2004 after 5 years on north carolinas death row allan gell was released from prison when it was discovered that the two whitnesses against him lied to the police. Why would they do such a thing? The whitnesses had commited the murder Mr Gell had been sentenced to DIE for. not good enough?! On the day of the murder Mr Gell was ALLREADY IN JAIL!! for a previous crime of car theft. If the system is so strong and powerfull and looks at all the facts im sure they could have looked this up. WHY DIDNT THEY? and what makes this case more fucking annoying?! When this evidence did appear it took the state 2 YEARS to retry him.
this is rediculous. must be a one off right? WRONG. According to the death penalty information center since since 1973, 121 have been released from death row because they have been found non guilty or the charges against them have been dropped.
I shall move on and talk about my main reason for hating the death penalty it is inhumane
since 1976 there have been more than 1,000 exicutions in the u.s
152 electrocution
11 by gas chamber
3 by hanging
2 by firing squad
817 by lethal injection
Hanging Was said to be humane because it would be a quicker way for thinner people to die yet it has snapped the heads off of people.
Then there is the firing squad i fail to see how being shot is humane in the slightest
then theres the gas chamber which isnt an exact science some inmates will have different chemical balances to others so when the cyanide tablets drop it may not be enough to kill them.
and what about exicutions?
There have been some really badly done exicutions this way where the inmates head catches on fire there are pictures of a shirt that was worn to the electric chair im not gonna post it because it was incredibly graphic. The inmate was burned so badly that the skin on his face MELTED OFF and went down the front of his shirt. How does this continue?
So people by this part of the rant say the lethal injection how can you say that isnt humane?
Well to start the goal of lethal injection isnt to make it easier for the person being killed its for the person killing to have an easier time. But let me explain what happens in a lethal injection before i start.
First you are strapped to a table or whatever
the exicutioner puts two needles in your arm incase one gets clogged
assuming there is no call from the govoner the exiction begins
First you get 5000 grams of sodium thiopental... it puts you to sleep for about 30seconds
then you get about 100 grams of Pancuronium bromide it parylizes your lungs and diaphram so you stop breathing.
And finally you get some Potassium chloride which induces cardiac arrest. 2 minutes later a doctor pronounces you dead.
Sounds peacefull eh? A study published in a medical journal which examined details from autopsys in 49 exicutions over different states doctors found that 43 of the 49 had lower levels of the sleeping medication sodium thiopental than required for surgery 21 of thoose had low enough concentrations that they were likely to be awake and aware what was going on. so if you dont get enough of the thiopental you would stay awake and the pancuronium bromide stops you from moving but does not effect your awareness which means those 21 may have experienced suffocation and intense pain without anisthesia and without the appearence of suffering,
the study concludes that this method of killing fails to meet the standards for putting down animals.
I dont think any human being should suffer this if a human being cannot be rehabilitated they should be put in solitary confinement for the rest of their days. Prison is a big enough punnishement for any criminal i dont believe in eye for an eye. My studies may sound biased so i invite you to go have a look into the death penalty and draw your own conclusions.
I leave you with this,
If you support the death penalty and even one innocent person is killed and killing an innocent person is murder then YOU become a murder.
thanks for reading
Ian
x
I am personally AGAINST the death penalty in all forms. A recent discussion on facebook made me want to relook up all the facts i had read that set my opinion.
Fair enough i may sound like a hippy and as someone said i may feel different if my parents were murdered and the guy was just in jail. You may also feel different if your family members were on death row. Even more so if your family were on death row for crimes they did not commit.
And dont act like there were never people on death row who werent there by accident.
Allan Gell Faced the death penalty and was on death row for FIVE years for crimes he did not commit he was quoted to say "I cant explain what it feels like at all to wake up each morning on death row with death looming over you and you dont belong there"
In 2004 after 5 years on north carolinas death row allan gell was released from prison when it was discovered that the two whitnesses against him lied to the police. Why would they do such a thing? The whitnesses had commited the murder Mr Gell had been sentenced to DIE for. not good enough?! On the day of the murder Mr Gell was ALLREADY IN JAIL!! for a previous crime of car theft. If the system is so strong and powerfull and looks at all the facts im sure they could have looked this up. WHY DIDNT THEY? and what makes this case more fucking annoying?! When this evidence did appear it took the state 2 YEARS to retry him.
this is rediculous. must be a one off right? WRONG. According to the death penalty information center since since 1973, 121 have been released from death row because they have been found non guilty or the charges against them have been dropped.
I shall move on and talk about my main reason for hating the death penalty it is inhumane
since 1976 there have been more than 1,000 exicutions in the u.s
152 electrocution
11 by gas chamber
3 by hanging
2 by firing squad
817 by lethal injection
Hanging Was said to be humane because it would be a quicker way for thinner people to die yet it has snapped the heads off of people.
Then there is the firing squad i fail to see how being shot is humane in the slightest
then theres the gas chamber which isnt an exact science some inmates will have different chemical balances to others so when the cyanide tablets drop it may not be enough to kill them.
and what about exicutions?
There have been some really badly done exicutions this way where the inmates head catches on fire there are pictures of a shirt that was worn to the electric chair im not gonna post it because it was incredibly graphic. The inmate was burned so badly that the skin on his face MELTED OFF and went down the front of his shirt. How does this continue?
So people by this part of the rant say the lethal injection how can you say that isnt humane?
Well to start the goal of lethal injection isnt to make it easier for the person being killed its for the person killing to have an easier time. But let me explain what happens in a lethal injection before i start.
First you are strapped to a table or whatever
the exicutioner puts two needles in your arm incase one gets clogged
assuming there is no call from the govoner the exiction begins
First you get 5000 grams of sodium thiopental... it puts you to sleep for about 30seconds
then you get about 100 grams of Pancuronium bromide it parylizes your lungs and diaphram so you stop breathing.
And finally you get some Potassium chloride which induces cardiac arrest. 2 minutes later a doctor pronounces you dead.
Sounds peacefull eh? A study published in a medical journal which examined details from autopsys in 49 exicutions over different states doctors found that 43 of the 49 had lower levels of the sleeping medication sodium thiopental than required for surgery 21 of thoose had low enough concentrations that they were likely to be awake and aware what was going on. so if you dont get enough of the thiopental you would stay awake and the pancuronium bromide stops you from moving but does not effect your awareness which means those 21 may have experienced suffocation and intense pain without anisthesia and without the appearence of suffering,
the study concludes that this method of killing fails to meet the standards for putting down animals.
I dont think any human being should suffer this if a human being cannot be rehabilitated they should be put in solitary confinement for the rest of their days. Prison is a big enough punnishement for any criminal i dont believe in eye for an eye. My studies may sound biased so i invite you to go have a look into the death penalty and draw your own conclusions.
I leave you with this,
If you support the death penalty and even one innocent person is killed and killing an innocent person is murder then YOU become a murder.
thanks for reading
Ian
x
Sunday, 15 August 2010
16 odd things id like to know
- WHY if drunk driving illegal do pubs have car parks?
- If someone dies and springs back to life do the get money back on the coffin?
- WHY do partners leave the room when you change they have usually seen you naked?
- WHO Decided a rabbit should carry eggs?
- IF i bought land do i own it to the center of the earth?
- WHY doesnt winnie the poo get stung by the bees he messes with?
- WHO coined the phrase coined the phrase?
- HOW does the dude who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?.
- IS it appropriate to say 'Good mourning' at a funeral?
- IF a bald person works as a chef do they have to wear a hair net?
- WHEN lightning hits the water why dont all the fish die?
- WHY are the little bits of styrofoam called peanuts?
- DO astronaughts change time zones hovering in space?
- ARE eyebrows considered facical hair?
- IF Ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs how do they not fall through the floor?
- If someone dies and springs back to life do the get money back on the coffin?
- WHY do partners leave the room when you change they have usually seen you naked?
- WHO Decided a rabbit should carry eggs?
- IF i bought land do i own it to the center of the earth?
- WHY doesnt winnie the poo get stung by the bees he messes with?
- WHO coined the phrase coined the phrase?
- HOW does the dude who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?.
- IS it appropriate to say 'Good mourning' at a funeral?
- IF a bald person works as a chef do they have to wear a hair net?
- WHEN lightning hits the water why dont all the fish die?
- WHY are the little bits of styrofoam called peanuts?
- DO astronaughts change time zones hovering in space?
- ARE eyebrows considered facical hair?
- IF Ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs how do they not fall through the floor?
Monday, 9 August 2010
50 things I heart
Singing lol (I suck but I love it)
Expensive whisky
Good coffee
Gibson Guitars
Fender Bass'
Blink 182
VHS
Photography
Lomography
I-tunes
iphone
IPod
iPad
Being tattoo'd
Drinking
Dancing when drunk
Enjoying myself
Nights in
football
Burtons hats
Burtons Boxers
Msn
Deviant art
Making people smile
Huggles
Kisses
Sex (to be fairly honest)
Dreams
Good poetry
Xbox 360
Marshall amplification
sleep
Andrew Speirs
Magic
Escopology
Handcuffs
Skateboarding
High Definition
Red Bull
Jagerbombs
40+ inch tvs
My cat
fresh bedsheets
My hair
Thrasher skateboard magazine
Kingpin skateboard magazine
Ride uk Bmx
Vinyl records
Harry potter
Back to the future
Ukulele
Expensive whisky
Good coffee
Gibson Guitars
Fender Bass'
Blink 182
VHS
Photography
Lomography
I-tunes
iphone
IPod
iPad
Being tattoo'd
Drinking
Dancing when drunk
Enjoying myself
Nights in
football
Burtons hats
Burtons Boxers
Msn
Deviant art
Making people smile
Huggles
Kisses
Sex (to be fairly honest)
Dreams
Good poetry
Xbox 360
Marshall amplification
sleep
Andrew Speirs
Magic
Escopology
Handcuffs
Skateboarding
High Definition
Red Bull
Jagerbombs
40+ inch tvs
My cat
fresh bedsheets
My hair
Thrasher skateboard magazine
Kingpin skateboard magazine
Ride uk Bmx
Vinyl records
Harry potter
Back to the future
Ukulele
Monday, 17 May 2010
Devline™
Devline™
I get the feeling i should take the time to explain my latest thing Devline™ as alot of questions are starting to arise on the subject.
Devline™ is going to be my clothing line i decided to set it up as i've always wanted to make t-shirts and sell them but been to afraid so i showed some friends scetches and they were entusiastic about what i had came up with so i decided just to go for it. Im not sure how popular it will be or how long it will last but atleast i iwill have tried :)
Im going through one of those faises
Where everything is shite but everything is good.
Im sad but im also incredibly happy.
I'm bored but i've never been more busy.
Im confused but everythings so simple.
its strange how your at your happiest when life is completely out of control.
I honestly dont know what to do with myself at the minute my feelings are exploding and going mental. I absouloutly love the feeling of chaos and everything being out of control. Although alot of people are starting to get nervous about me. but its like i keep saying to everyone Im only gonna live once, so lets have fun go mental and if i burn out before old age i wont mind as ive had my fun :) god this blog is going downhill and making it sound like a sucide note I promise you all mr devlins gonna be here for a while yet!
Im sad but im also incredibly happy.
I'm bored but i've never been more busy.
Im confused but everythings so simple.
its strange how your at your happiest when life is completely out of control.
I honestly dont know what to do with myself at the minute my feelings are exploding and going mental. I absouloutly love the feeling of chaos and everything being out of control. Although alot of people are starting to get nervous about me. but its like i keep saying to everyone Im only gonna live once, so lets have fun go mental and if i burn out before old age i wont mind as ive had my fun :) god this blog is going downhill and making it sound like a sucide note I promise you all mr devlins gonna be here for a while yet!
Saturday, 1 May 2010
Update
Think it's bout time for me to say what's been going on theese days.
Photowise I'm just messing about ATM I'm not on top form it's obvious if you see Aprils photos. I'm just having fun at the minute my band grenade!grenade! Are stRting to get one hell of an online presance it's pretty cool the numbers of friends seem to be bigger everytime
I look.
That's really it thanks for Reading
- Ian
X
Photowise I'm just messing about ATM I'm not on top form it's obvious if you see Aprils photos. I'm just having fun at the minute my band grenade!grenade! Are stRting to get one hell of an online presance it's pretty cool the numbers of friends seem to be bigger everytime
I look.
That's really it thanks for Reading
- Ian
X
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
this is one of those copy paste ones
that i dont wanna put on bebo but i wanna do lol.
"RULE:HIGHLIGHT THE TRUE ONES BOLD.
I am short
I think I'm ugly
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have many scars.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. - i will still get it
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 4 piercings.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents.
My biological parents are together.
I have had a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in America. one day!
I've been to Europe.
Ive been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city/town.
I've seen a shooting star.
Ive wished on a shooting star
I've seen a meteor shower.
I like watching Doctor Who.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car. (i was in one so i'll count it :P)
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumper more than the dumpee
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of rejection.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender on the cheek & on the lips.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time. I wish :P
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
hugged a stanger.
I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from an ex boyfriend/girlfriend.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a full scale fist fight.
I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been drunk more than 3 times.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills if i have a drink im good (Y)
"RULE:HIGHLIGHT THE TRUE ONES BOLD.
I am short
I think I'm ugly
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have many scars.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. - i will still get it
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 4 piercings.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents.
My biological parents are together.
I have had a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in America. one day!
I've been to Europe.
Ive been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city/town.
I've seen a shooting star.
Ive wished on a shooting star
I've seen a meteor shower.
I like watching Doctor Who.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car. (i was in one so i'll count it :P)
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumper more than the dumpee
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of rejection.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender on the cheek & on the lips.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time. I wish :P
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
hugged a stanger.
I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from an ex boyfriend/girlfriend.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a full scale fist fight.
I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been drunk more than 3 times.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills if i have a drink im good (Y)
Saturday, 3 April 2010
Just to say
I just noticed this magical blog is now over a year old thanks to anyone who has listened to me moaning for the last year xxxx
Musically:
My lifes a bit hectic im in two bands one that is sounding really good and im really chuffed with it atm :) (I'm on bass)
the other one will be interesting first practice tomoz "Rocknrolla" im gonna be on drums for this one so we'll see what happens lolz not sure what it'll sound like lolz.
When it comes to influences lately ive been influenced by a lot of blues musicians guitarwise bass im still inspired by the list i posted on here sometime in 2009 oh well thats really bout it i'll post back after practice let you know how it went
peace
- Ian
x
Tuesday, 23 March 2010
Im inspired again...
Recently my photos have been going downhill as i havent really felt motivated to do them but i've found something that has seriously inspired me i'm gonna start doing skateboarding photography and hopefully i'll get my mojo back in all of my other areas aswell :)
if you know any skateboarders that would be willing to let me experiment whilst they are skating please get in touch
Ian_ya_dancer@live.co.uk
if you know any skateboarders that would be willing to let me experiment whilst they are skating please get in touch
Ian_ya_dancer@live.co.uk
this blog is going to be an outlet.
If you dont care about me and your here for a noesy atm fuck off.
i know straight after i post this most people will ask me whats up i dont wanna talk about it.
I just want to post this blog and hopefully that will be the end of it.
i currently have so many thoughts in my head it feels like its about to explode
there are so many things i want to talk to so many people about but im so afraid of loosing them for all different reasons, So right now it'll stay inside.
I dont know where all theese feelings have came from i've been happy constantly for the last couple of weeks and suddenly i feel like i've been hit by a hammer.... ohh well just alot on my mind i spose. oh well... this aint helped anything.
i know straight after i post this most people will ask me whats up i dont wanna talk about it.
I just want to post this blog and hopefully that will be the end of it.
i currently have so many thoughts in my head it feels like its about to explode
there are so many things i want to talk to so many people about but im so afraid of loosing them for all different reasons, So right now it'll stay inside.
I dont know where all theese feelings have came from i've been happy constantly for the last couple of weeks and suddenly i feel like i've been hit by a hammer.... ohh well just alot on my mind i spose. oh well... this aint helped anything.
Monday, 8 March 2010
Girls & Boys
Was reading the paper this morning and i came across this and thought it might interest my readers so here we go.
There is a saying which goes: "A sons a son untill he takes a wife, a daughters daughter forlife." and a new study seems to prove it's true
The survey carried out by costa has reavealed that a sons loyalty to his mother switches when he gets a girlfriend.
Mums might spend years caring for their darling little boys but it seems they are always destined to loose them to another woman.
The poll also showed that mothers come second to best friends in the loyalty stakes of their grown up sons.
Women, on the other hand, tend to stay close friends with their mother wether they have a man in their life or not.
But this is far from the only difference between the sexes.
from the moement we are born, our gender can dictate just about everything from how quickly we learn to how we play and relate.
Here we rake a look at some of the most crucial differences
IN THE WOMB
scientists have discovered that boys and girls behave exactly the same in the womb, its only once they are born the gender differences begin to emerge.
12 MONTHS
Babies show preferences and behaiours based on their sex. Even at this tender age girls are all about people. A study carried out by psychologists at cambridge showed that little boys would rather watch windscreen wipers than people talking. The girls prefered the latter.
Boys are also much better at working out the laws of motion than girls at this age. where as the girls suprise suprise are much quicker when it comes to learning to talk.
18 MONTHS
By this age girls and boys show typical gender stereotypes. One study showed that if 18 month old children were shown a picture of a doll or a vehicle, Most of the girls would pick the doll where as the boys would opt for the vechicle. Scientists also carried out a simmilar experiment with monkeys and the male always opted for the toy car where the female always opted for the doll.
AGED FOUR
Even girls who are brought up wearing a wardrobe that never favours pink generally hit the age of three or four and want to wear nothing but pink.Boys are not as bothered - their appearence is low on their list of priorites.
ADGED SEVEN
If you put a group of seven year old boys in a room with lego they will always try to build the biggest possible tower. But girls will always build something more meaningfull, like a house. They will also spend time discussing the project as they build, redesigning and improving
AGED 10
Girls are programmed to be more polite than their male counterparts. Given a lemonade drink made with salt rather than sugar, the majority of 10 year old boys refused to drink anymore.
But the girls continued to drink politely untill being pushed into revealing how they actually felt about the drink.
TEENAGE YEARS
Scientists discovered that for girls aged between 12 and 18 most of their attention is taken up with getting a boyfriend. Whereas boys of the same age have an equal interest in sex and cars and sports. This carries on into adulthood woment talk about relationships,people,diets,clothing and appearence. Men talk about work, Money, Polotics and the mechanics of things. To teenage girls, friendships are crucial and scientists have proven girls are more likely to use drugs if two or more of their friends did. Bots are more likely to get into drink and drugs if they regard it as normal amongst their wider age group.
ADULTHOOD
There is a reason between why men are so bad at housework - it is in their nature. Give a man a task such as take the bin out or cleaning the windows and he will do it. But he'll never notice that the room needs hoovering or the laundry bin needs emptying the way women do.
But there's a reason why skills like parking and reading a map can be tougher for women say scientists, they claim that women who struggle did not get enough testosterone in the womb.
Testosterone boosts the brains right hemisphere which controls spatial awareness.
Men and women also handle the break up of relationships in very different ways, a women will cry her heart out, talk to her friends endlessly about the situation and listen to sad music to get up and on with her life. A man has more trouble letting go. Six months down the line he is still holding on to all the hurt and heartache. He is probably sending ill advised drunken texts too.
When a woman reaches the menopause she goes through a varity of emotional and psychological and biological changes. In a man, it provokes uniform reaction - he buys aviator sunglsses, driving gloves and goes shopping for a porche.
hope it interested you as much as it did me
- Ian
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There is a saying which goes: "A sons a son untill he takes a wife, a daughters daughter forlife." and a new study seems to prove it's true
The survey carried out by costa has reavealed that a sons loyalty to his mother switches when he gets a girlfriend.
Mums might spend years caring for their darling little boys but it seems they are always destined to loose them to another woman.
The poll also showed that mothers come second to best friends in the loyalty stakes of their grown up sons.
Women, on the other hand, tend to stay close friends with their mother wether they have a man in their life or not.
But this is far from the only difference between the sexes.
from the moement we are born, our gender can dictate just about everything from how quickly we learn to how we play and relate.
Here we rake a look at some of the most crucial differences
IN THE WOMB
scientists have discovered that boys and girls behave exactly the same in the womb, its only once they are born the gender differences begin to emerge.
12 MONTHS
Babies show preferences and behaiours based on their sex. Even at this tender age girls are all about people. A study carried out by psychologists at cambridge showed that little boys would rather watch windscreen wipers than people talking. The girls prefered the latter.
Boys are also much better at working out the laws of motion than girls at this age. where as the girls suprise suprise are much quicker when it comes to learning to talk.
18 MONTHS
By this age girls and boys show typical gender stereotypes. One study showed that if 18 month old children were shown a picture of a doll or a vehicle, Most of the girls would pick the doll where as the boys would opt for the vechicle. Scientists also carried out a simmilar experiment with monkeys and the male always opted for the toy car where the female always opted for the doll.
AGED FOUR
Even girls who are brought up wearing a wardrobe that never favours pink generally hit the age of three or four and want to wear nothing but pink.Boys are not as bothered - their appearence is low on their list of priorites.
ADGED SEVEN
If you put a group of seven year old boys in a room with lego they will always try to build the biggest possible tower. But girls will always build something more meaningfull, like a house. They will also spend time discussing the project as they build, redesigning and improving
AGED 10
Girls are programmed to be more polite than their male counterparts. Given a lemonade drink made with salt rather than sugar, the majority of 10 year old boys refused to drink anymore.
But the girls continued to drink politely untill being pushed into revealing how they actually felt about the drink.
TEENAGE YEARS
Scientists discovered that for girls aged between 12 and 18 most of their attention is taken up with getting a boyfriend. Whereas boys of the same age have an equal interest in sex and cars and sports. This carries on into adulthood woment talk about relationships,people,diets,clothing and appearence. Men talk about work, Money, Polotics and the mechanics of things. To teenage girls, friendships are crucial and scientists have proven girls are more likely to use drugs if two or more of their friends did. Bots are more likely to get into drink and drugs if they regard it as normal amongst their wider age group.
ADULTHOOD
There is a reason between why men are so bad at housework - it is in their nature. Give a man a task such as take the bin out or cleaning the windows and he will do it. But he'll never notice that the room needs hoovering or the laundry bin needs emptying the way women do.
But there's a reason why skills like parking and reading a map can be tougher for women say scientists, they claim that women who struggle did not get enough testosterone in the womb.
Testosterone boosts the brains right hemisphere which controls spatial awareness.
Men and women also handle the break up of relationships in very different ways, a women will cry her heart out, talk to her friends endlessly about the situation and listen to sad music to get up and on with her life. A man has more trouble letting go. Six months down the line he is still holding on to all the hurt and heartache. He is probably sending ill advised drunken texts too.
When a woman reaches the menopause she goes through a varity of emotional and psychological and biological changes. In a man, it provokes uniform reaction - he buys aviator sunglsses, driving gloves and goes shopping for a porche.
hope it interested you as much as it did me
- Ian
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Monday, 8 February 2010
What does my name mean
ian;
code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.
oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!
Ian;
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there
ian;
conversational climax; a mind orgasm
I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!
The rubix cube gave me an ian.
The rubix cube gave me an ian.
ian;
a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.
kirby: i'm bored stiff.
alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.
alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.
Ian;
Derived from Scotland. Ian is the scottish form of John.
Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.'
Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
That guy over there must be called Ian.
ian;
A person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.
Dude! Did you see that guy's penis?
Yea it was such an ian.
Yea it was such an ian.
Ian;
Probably one of the greatest beings on the face of this earth, he is very quick witted and always knows how to make everyone laugh oh and also, hes a ginger.
Woah, that kid is such an Ian!
Ian;
Sex position when the man inserts the nose into the womans vagina while holding a slab of meat (preferably beef) in the left hand and a star wars action figure in the right
'Do the Ian!'
Devlin;
Often drunk, mostly ginger, 100% irish
wanna go pull a devlin?!?!!?!
I only put in the ones that made me lol.
thanks for reading this pointless Blog.
- Ian
xox.
Saturday, 23 January 2010
The Internet.
The internet is an addiction there is no cure.
We sit on it every night having the same conversations with the same people and call it 'social networking'.
We are members of every new website that pops up: Myspace,Bebo,Facebook,Myyearbook,twitter,msn to name a few. We go on theese websites every day check them then sit bored on msn forcing pointless chat asking people we care about how there feeling then sit akwardly for a while.
But we cant help it we wonder if someone has commented us messaged us and things like that.
I think we should beat this addiction!
Right now im going to turn off my computer and go do something
you should to
Peace out
- Ian,
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We sit on it every night having the same conversations with the same people and call it 'social networking'.
We are members of every new website that pops up: Myspace,Bebo,Facebook,Myyearbook,twitter,msn to name a few. We go on theese websites every day check them then sit bored on msn forcing pointless chat asking people we care about how there feeling then sit akwardly for a while.
But we cant help it we wonder if someone has commented us messaged us and things like that.
I think we should beat this addiction!
Right now im going to turn off my computer and go do something
you should to
Peace out
- Ian,
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Thursday, 21 January 2010
omg i couldnt help but laugh
If you can read this without laughing, you must be devoid of laughter cells......
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too muchfor the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read....... This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame tha! t fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
hope this gave you a laugh like it did me
- Ian
x
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too muchfor the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read....... This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame tha! t fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
hope this gave you a laugh like it did me
- Ian
x
Saturday, 16 January 2010
time for an update mate
So yeah its twentyten i finally worked out how to say it lolz, hope you all had a great great new year i know i did my nearest and dearest were all about me :)
This year has been amazing 17 days in lolz.... Its been a year for leaps and bounds for my photography seriously im learning who i am why im a photographer my style and where my journey is starting to take me i feel like this is self promotion but if you dont believe me
http://ianlolz.deviantart.com/art/Pocket-Watch-150596235
this was taken on jan the 15th and it may very well be the best image of my life.
enough of photography.
there is someone in my life really special...
my friends are amazing we havent really hung out all that much but hey 17 days in. school college and work it'll pick up
Im glad that fucking snow is gone it was fun but it really just disrupted things it was weird coming home from college there being ice everywhere when i went in came out there was next to nothing was so weird there.
I'm going to blackpool next month yayy!!! blackpool magic convevntion with andrew will be fucking amazing the tickets are here.
all is good in the hood.
love you all to death
Ian
x
This year has been amazing 17 days in lolz.... Its been a year for leaps and bounds for my photography seriously im learning who i am why im a photographer my style and where my journey is starting to take me i feel like this is self promotion but if you dont believe me
http://ianlolz.deviantart.com/art/Pocket-Watch-150596235
this was taken on jan the 15th and it may very well be the best image of my life.
enough of photography.
there is someone in my life really special...
my friends are amazing we havent really hung out all that much but hey 17 days in. school college and work it'll pick up
Im glad that fucking snow is gone it was fun but it really just disrupted things it was weird coming home from college there being ice everywhere when i went in came out there was next to nothing was so weird there.
I'm going to blackpool next month yayy!!! blackpool magic convevntion with andrew will be fucking amazing the tickets are here.
all is good in the hood.
love you all to death
Ian
x
Monday, 4 January 2010
My mates
Honestly I hve the best mates on the planet and I think I should write a paragraph bout my nearest and dearest.
Andrew: We only really started talking when James made us hang out last summer worst thing James has ever done but it was a great day for us!
Honestly this guy is MAGIC ( ;) wee pun for you mate) never a dull moment in his presence he's also taught me everything I know about magic and we've had a laugh doing it :)
James: Dear James what your expecting now is a we don't talk about #1 reference.
for once your wrong James is a guy I met when a physics teacher forced our paths to cross I doubt anyone in the class had anywhere near the level of fun we did honestly he scares me out in the mini. Then his dad scares me with the mini. He beats me when I'm out of line. I'm sure his dad would love to aswell. But I cba going anyfurther you know why you deserve a motherfuckin mention bruv
Hazel: where to begin eh?
Hazel is my bondage/sexersise partner :P she brings a feminine touch into my life and a massive ray of sunshine with it. We have yet to get a picture together or watch toy story……one day!
But yeahh hazel :-D
Gary: My fellow booze brother we go to gigs get drunk and have a laugh he's amazing even if he does have recording tourrettes hence the famous boobs jam I wander into his work and distract him lolz I know to run when the unsound manager comes lol
Nik: this guy is nuts his Sunday name Is Dusan Mandic and mines is Dick Butkus weather we are walking the dog or playing pool it's a laugh o honestly think this guy could make a trip to the dentist fun.........if he want scared of them......
Nicola Picola: omg where to start with this young ragamugffin from the streets.....if you look in her house under the wallpaper she let me draw a church....not many people would see the funny side but she does :-) we talk about random junk but it's funny we wrote a blues song once!!! Then followed by a song about her pants hahah
I love you all!!!!
- Ian
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Andrew: We only really started talking when James made us hang out last summer worst thing James has ever done but it was a great day for us!
Honestly this guy is MAGIC ( ;) wee pun for you mate) never a dull moment in his presence he's also taught me everything I know about magic and we've had a laugh doing it :)
James: Dear James what your expecting now is a we don't talk about #1 reference.
for once your wrong James is a guy I met when a physics teacher forced our paths to cross I doubt anyone in the class had anywhere near the level of fun we did honestly he scares me out in the mini. Then his dad scares me with the mini. He beats me when I'm out of line. I'm sure his dad would love to aswell. But I cba going anyfurther you know why you deserve a motherfuckin mention bruv
Hazel: where to begin eh?
Hazel is my bondage/sexersise partner :P she brings a feminine touch into my life and a massive ray of sunshine with it. We have yet to get a picture together or watch toy story……one day!
But yeahh hazel :-D
Gary: My fellow booze brother we go to gigs get drunk and have a laugh he's amazing even if he does have recording tourrettes hence the famous boobs jam I wander into his work and distract him lolz I know to run when the unsound manager comes lol
Nik: this guy is nuts his Sunday name Is Dusan Mandic and mines is Dick Butkus weather we are walking the dog or playing pool it's a laugh o honestly think this guy could make a trip to the dentist fun.........if he want scared of them......
Nicola Picola: omg where to start with this young ragamugffin from the streets.....if you look in her house under the wallpaper she let me draw a church....not many people would see the funny side but she does :-) we talk about random junk but it's funny we wrote a blues song once!!! Then followed by a song about her pants hahah
I love you all!!!!
- Ian
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