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Sunday, 15 August 2010

16 odd things id like to know

- WHY if drunk driving illegal do pubs have car parks?
- If someone dies and springs back to life do the get money back on the coffin?
- WHY do partners leave the room when you change they have usually seen you naked?
- WHO Decided a rabbit should carry eggs?
- IF i bought land do i own it to the center of the earth?
- WHY doesnt winnie the poo get stung by the bees he messes with?
- WHO coined the phrase coined the phrase?
- HOW does the dude who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?.
- IS it appropriate to say 'Good mourning' at a funeral?
- IF a bald person works as a chef do they have to wear a hair net?
- WHEN lightning hits the water why dont all the fish die?
- WHY are the little bits of styrofoam called peanuts?
- DO astronaughts change time zones hovering in space?
- ARE eyebrows considered facical hair?
- IF Ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs how do they not fall through the floor?

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