My mates

Honestly I hve the best mates on the planet and I think I should write a paragraph bout my nearest and dearest.

Andrew: We only really started talking when James made us hang out last summer worst thing James has ever done but it was a great day for us!
Honestly this guy is MAGIC ( ;) wee pun for you mate) never a dull moment in his presence he's also taught me everything I know about magic and we've had a laugh doing it :)

James: Dear James what your expecting now is a we don't talk about #1 reference.
for once your wrong James is a guy I met when a physics teacher forced our paths to cross I doubt anyone in the class had anywhere near the level of fun we did honestly he scares me out in the mini. Then his dad scares me with the mini. He beats me when I'm out of line. I'm sure his dad would love to aswell. But I cba going anyfurther you know why you deserve a motherfuckin mention bruv

Hazel: where to begin eh?
Hazel is my bondage/sexersise partner :P she brings a feminine touch into my life and a massive ray of sunshine with it. We have yet to get a picture together or watch toy story……one day!
But yeahh hazel :-D


Gary: My fellow booze brother we go to gigs get drunk and have a laugh he's amazing even if he does have recording tourrettes hence the famous boobs jam I wander into his work and distract him lolz I know to run when the unsound manager comes lol

Nik: this guy is nuts his Sunday name Is Dusan Mandic and mines is Dick Butkus weather we are walking the dog or playing pool it's a laugh o honestly think this guy could make a trip to the dentist fun.........if he want scared of them......

Nicola Picola: omg where to start with this young ragamugffin from the streets.....if you look in her house under the wallpaper she let me draw a church....not many people would see the funny side but she does :-) we talk about random junk but it's funny we wrote a blues song once!!! Then followed by a song about her pants hahah

I love you all!!!!

- Ian
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