16 odd things id like to know

- WHY if drunk driving illegal do pubs have car parks?
- If someone dies and springs back to life do the get money back on the coffin?
- WHY do partners leave the room when you change they have usually seen you naked?
- WHO Decided a rabbit should carry eggs?
- IF i bought land do i own it to the center of the earth?
- WHY doesnt winnie the poo get stung by the bees he messes with?
- WHO coined the phrase coined the phrase?
- HOW does the dude who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?.
- IS it appropriate to say 'Good mourning' at a funeral?
- IF a bald person works as a chef do they have to wear a hair net?
- WHEN lightning hits the water why dont all the fish die?
- WHY are the little bits of styrofoam called peanuts?
- DO astronaughts change time zones hovering in space?
- ARE eyebrows considered facical hair?
- IF Ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs how do they not fall through the floor?

50 things I heart

Singing lol (I suck but I love it)
Expensive whisky
Good coffee
Gibson Guitars
Fender Bass'
Blink 182
VHS
Photography
Lomography
I-tunes
iphone
IPod
iPad
Being tattoo'd
Drinking
Dancing when drunk
Enjoying myself
Nights in
football
Burtons hats
Burtons Boxers
Msn
Deviant art
Making people smile
Huggles
Kisses
Sex (to be fairly honest)
Dreams
Good poetry
Xbox 360
Marshall amplification
sleep
Andrew Speirs
Magic
Escopology
Handcuffs
Skateboarding
High Definition
Red Bull
Jagerbombs
40+ inch tvs
My cat
fresh bedsheets
My hair
Thrasher skateboard magazine
Kingpin skateboard magazine
Ride uk Bmx
Vinyl records
Harry potter
Back to the future
Ukulele