What does my name mean

ian;

       code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!

Ian;

       The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there

ian; 

       conversational climax; a mind orgasm

I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter! 

The rubix cube gave me an ian.

ian;

       a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.

kirby: i'm bored stiff. 

alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.

Ian;

       Derived from Scotland. Ian is the scottish form of John. 

Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.' 

Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny. 
He is a rare breed.

That guy over there must be called Ian.

ian;

       A person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.

Dude! Did you see that guy's penis? 
Yea it was such an ian.

Ian;

       Probably one of the greatest beings on the face of this earth, he is very quick witted and always knows how to make everyone laugh oh and also, hes a ginger.

Woah, that kid is such an Ian!

Ian;

       Sex position when the man inserts the nose into the womans vagina while holding a slab of meat (preferably beef) in the left hand and a star wars action figure in the right

'Do the Ian!' 

Devlin;

            Often drunk, mostly ginger, 100% irish

wanna go pull a devlin?!?!!?!

I only put in the ones that made me lol.

thanks for reading this pointless Blog.

 - Ian

         xox.